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  1. CoolStoryBro1023 CoolStoryBro1023
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    Teacher: Come on guys! You did this in 6th grade!
    Me: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night... :I

  2. CoolStoryBro1023 CoolStoryBro1023
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 11:53am UTC
    I hate when people see me at the at the super market and they are like:
    "Hey, What are you doing here?"
    And I am just like:
    "OH, You know.. Just hunting elephants

  3. CoolStoryBro1023 CoolStoryBro1023
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 11:50am UTC
    I hate when people see me at the at the super market and they are like:
    "Hey, What are you doing here?"
    And I am just like:
    "OH, You know.. Just hunting elephants

  4. CrazyChrista CrazyChrista
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    [] Paris
    ™ [] New York
    ü My Kitchen

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