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lautnerlover98
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October 4, 2015 6:20pm UTC

I've got a jet black heart
and theres a hurricane underneath it

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Ahmed8*
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July 11, 2015 6:59pm UTC

While sleeping, I see u nearest me in ma dreams caring me with kisses, touching me & looking at me with ur loving eyes. When I wake up, I wish 2 know where u r if ur safe as Am... Can't stop feeling u hun, ur ma lucky that make ma all days, I sincerely say good morning 2 u, b4 I wish U a wonderful day... Lv u

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Elementpurple13*
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December 2, 2013 12:02pm UTC

HAS ANYONE EVER NOTICED:
your mom can swear. your dad can swear.
YOU SWEAR- AND THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT - HAS. JUST.
ENDED.

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NotReaD
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September 8, 2013 9:58am UTC

Hai ladies I am Dom and I like Xbox and I'm a bball player so you should tell me your interests and we can be frands ya kniow what I saaaaying?

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NotReaD
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September 7, 2013 3:36pm UTC

Hai girls! I'm a boi and I'm new so can chu help me out! Thanks ;)

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NotReaD
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September 7, 2013 3:34pm UTC

SWAG #fam

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LeenyBoBeeny
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May 2, 2013 10:19pm UTC

you not only took a space in our room, but you took a place in my heart.

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sarbearthecarebear
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 12:25pm UTC

That was a funny Passover Dinner.
Liv: Colby looks like a smurf but not blue.
Liv: *attempting to throw lemon at colby*
Eric: Sara, why are you eating your soup with a fork?
Me: Oh, I don't know.
Jenna: Where did you even get that?
Liv: So I went to this concert last week, and I was crowd surfing and they dropped me.
Liv: There's a bum on my head, feel it!
Liv: Colby, you're a terrible cousin.
Colby: You just hurt my feelings. I'm never talking to you again!
Liv: *attempts to throw lemon at colby* Get this on video!
Colby: If you throw the lemon, I will throw it right back at you.
Liv: *Stands up and holds napkin open* Where'd all the meat go?...EW IT FELL ON THE FLOOR. GROSS, I'M GONNA BE SICK!

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emily_leah
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March 20, 2013 3:14pm UTC

Sometimes I feel like I could do crystal meth,
but then I think "hmm better not."

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clearlytruthful
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March 10, 2013 9:56am UTC

FriEND
girlfriEND
boyfriEND
BestfriEND
everything ends in END except famILY
it has I love you

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