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  1. Bethxox Bethxox
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    It's official everyone!!!!!!
    Orange is now a skin colour.

  2. QuietPeopleHaveLoudMinds QuietPeopleHaveLoudMinds
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    okay so this really dumb and preppy cheerleader is in my english class and today she walks in with the worst fake tan i've ever seen
    she's naturally a pale person and today she walks in looking like and unevenly coated umpa loompa straight from the chocalate factory
    it's was hilarious thank you karma you finally hit the right target

  3. Bethxox Bethxox
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    You look like a carrrot
    You look like a orange
    You are an umplumpa
    You dyed yourself that colour
    I therefore have the right to call you orange!!!
    So get over it!
    You all thought of someone that wears loads of fake tan at school didnt you??

:)

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