Dear Parents,
Jasmine was in love with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin,
Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
Pinnochio was a liar,
Robin Hood was a thief.
Tarzan walked around without clothes on.
A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him.
Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
You can't blame us.
We were taught to rebel since a young age.