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1. NeverFadingBeauty*
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2013 6:28pm UTC
   I am so ninja that I can trip over nothing, upstairs, and then faceplant into my bed.
   Never getting hurt in the process ;D
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points
2. α¢їⅾ ρʊηḱ*
   posted a quote
   October 23, 2013 12:08am UTC
   I Tried showing off in front of my crush... But i just Face planted the floor.
   Thats how unique i am ;-;
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points

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