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chasingmydreams
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September 9, 2013 6:44pm UTC
I survived my first day of high school

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ggllamas
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June 24, 2013 9:06pm UTC
When your leg hair is nicer than the hair on your head.

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Jamie_x_Lynn
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May 19, 2013 11:28am UTC
Me: *reading health book*
Me: I'm soooo BORED.
Book: The p.nis is a tube shaped organ that extends from the trunk of the body just above the t.stes.
Me: O.O

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crocodilemonkey49
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February 27, 2013 12:06pm UTC
I am supposed to be watching a lion dissection
...
not happening,
they will never make me,
EVER!

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Saige112
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February 17, 2013 5:59pm UTC
Everyone: *trying to sleep*
Jessica: *Sucking her thumb*
Bethanie: God Jessica shut up!
Jessica: I can't sleep without it!
Me: Suck it quietly!!!
Gisselle: BAHAHAHAHAHA!

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