Best Events Quotes This Week

beautifulsmiles
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 6:22pm UTC

Cannot say I didn't see it coming. But I didn't know how I would react.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

DarkSecrets
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 3:40pm UTC

Me in the shower this morning:
Me: *turns water on*
Me: Too cold. Feels like Antartica.
Me: *turns water up and steps in*
Me: OH MOTHER OF JESUS! I'M BURNING! SOMEONE HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!
My sister: SHUT UP!
Me: IT BURNS! IT BUUUUUURNS!
Me: *jumps around like a monkey*
Me: *turns down water to good temp.*
Me: Ahhhh........
Me: *grabs shampoo*
Me: *puts in in hair*
Me: IT'S IN MY EYES!! I'M BLIND!! MOM! CANCEL MY GLASSES ORDER!! I'M BLIIIIIIIND!!!
Me: *feels around for washcloth*
Me: *trips*
Me: I give up.
Me: *conditioner falls on my head and breaks open, covering my hair in conditioner*
Me: SERIOUSLY?!?!??!
My shower hates me.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

beautifulsmiles
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 1:35pm UTC

One thing after another.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

beautifulsmiles
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 4:07pm UTC

It's so surreal.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

beautifulsmiles
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 9:34pm UTC

When you come to the realization that bad things have to happen in life to make the good things even better,
you gain a totally different viewpoint on life.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

beautifulsmiles
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 8:37pm UTC

It always ends up turning around.ღ

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

gaytodo
posted a quote
July 24, 2017 3:40am UTC

Gay Ireland
Looking For Gay Friends? - Join LGBT Sport or Social Club www.gaytodo.com Discover Every LGBT Sport and Social Club in Ireland.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

Witty Profiles

Best Events Quotes This Week