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  1. cookiemonster119 cookiemonster119
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 4:27pm UTC
    Congratulations!
    You have finally reached the end of the internet!
    There's nothing more to see, no more links to visit.
    You've done it all.
    This is the very last page on the very last server at the very far end of the internet.
    You should now turn off your computer and go do something useful with the rest of your life. *
    Suggestions:
    Read a book
    Do some public service
    Personally interact with your neighbors that you've probably only met online
    Plant a tree
    Introduce yourself to those other people who live at your house (your family).
    * Please don't forget to turn off the lights on your way out.
    In order to save time, we will now start downloading the internet to your local drive.

:)

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