Elbow Quotes

livelaflove
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May 25, 2014 1:48pm UTC

It feels like “the inside of the elbow”
is the wrong name for the inside of the elbow…

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magesticceecee
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September 9, 2013 9:05pm UTC

*Me at School*
me: *accidentally bumps elbow on table*
me: "OWWWWW MY WENIS!"
class:
teacher:
teacher: *Points to door*
me: okay...

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Loves_First_Kiss
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June 1, 2013 1:35am UTC

My little sister is going through this faze where if I touch her she will either lick or bite the spot where I touched her ..... I touched her elbow... (hahaha)

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ThisIsMe943
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April 5, 2013 7:09pm UTC

Type your name (Real name): Sara
Type your name with your elbow: sara (yay!)
Type your name with your eyes closed: Sara (not too considering it's 4 letters)
Type your name with your nose: sara (SUCCESS! :D)
Bash your head into the keyboard: 7yu6 (ow)
Now you try it

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BravoSierra
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March 26, 2013 12:41pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
My elbow is such a slút.
it bangs everything.

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doublesidedice
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February 16, 2013 7:45am UTC

My sister was copying my every move in church yesterday.
When I turned around to grab my jacket, I elbowed her in the b00b.
She looked at me all 'hurt' and was like "ow!"
I just looked at her and said "don't mess with a girl on her period."
She left me alone after that :P

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