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1. BehindEachSmile
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2013 11:16am UTC
   I swear, people must practice p/ssing me off because everyone is really good at it.
   
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2. Melrose*
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2013 7:19pm UTC
   him: i think im falling for you again.
   me: how about you go fall off a cliff instead.
   
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3. IJustNeedLovee
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2013 1:43pm UTC
   ...and this is why I don't tell you stuf...
   
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4. Melrose*
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2013 4:44pm UTC
   you are the worst friend ever.
   you have some nerve telling me im the one who ruined our friendship
   when it was you that ditched me for him all the time.
   it was you that stopped calling.
   it was you who judged every word out of my mouth
   it was you who threw our 10 year friendship out the window.
   stop making me feel like sh.t when its all your fault
   
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5. PuppysKiss101
   posted a quote
   February 15, 2013 10:11pm UTC
   You asked me to come over, but then stood me up. Wtf.
   
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6. anj0llie
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2013 3:02pm UTC
   I never realized how much you meant to me
   Until i saw you with someone else...
   
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