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1. CarterTheKittyKat
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2014 8:06pm UTC
   Even Duct Tape cant fix stupid,
   ....
   But it can muffle the sound :)
   
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2. epictacos
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2013 7:39pm UTC
   Silence is golden,
   Duct tape is silver.
   
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3. juju1
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2013 8:46pm UTC
   Rule of Life 4
   All problems can be solved with a hammer, some nails, glue and some
   duct tape
   nmf/mq (juju1)
   
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4. Kaleidoscope Eyed*
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2013 1:50am UTC
   Walmart and Duct Tape are the solution for every problem.
   
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5. RingoStar
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2013 8:30am UTC
   Best Friend: Remember when you had a crush on that kid over there?
   Me: Yup, let's change the subject.
   My Boyfriend:
   Best Friend: Oh, and remember when you were dating that other kid?
   Best Friend: And you talked about him non stop. You were obsessed.
   Me: *takes out shovel and duct tape*
   My Boyfriend: Um... my phone is ringing.
   
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6. iambubbles
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2013 6:29pm UTC
   didn't your mama teach you if you have nothing nice to say don't say nothin at all?
   Well I sure wish my mama taught me to duct tape idiots muth shuts and slap them until they aplogize
   
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7. Miluiel*
   posted a quote
   July 14, 2013 2:06pm UTC
   i just realized my closest friend hasn't seen the lion king we cannot be friends anymore
   jk i'm going to duct tape her to a chair and make her watch it
   
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8. Pudding007
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2013 5:44pm UTC
   If it can't be fixed with duct tape, it can't be fixed
   
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9. beautifulsmiles
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2013 10:25am UTC
   Duct tape fixes a lot of things.
   Definitely not everything.
   But a lot of things.
   
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10. heartofgold
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 11:33am UTC
    Me: *in maths*
    Friend: Imagine if you used duct tape instead of toilet roll.
    Me:
    Friend: I'm gonna try that.
    Me:
    Me: What the hell is wrong with you?
    
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11. LittleNAT14
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Silence is GOLDEN
    Duct tape is SILVER
    
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12. converse_girl17
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 3:56pm UTC
    Your face is in need of some Duct Tape..
    
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13. daisybug2000
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    Sure duct tape can fix stuff,
    But it can't mend a broken heart.
    
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