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Dryer Quotes

dinosaur_rawr
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September 3, 2013 6:23am UTC
So the dryer is on and the computer is right near it
I almost have a heart attack every time it spins

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LeaBia14
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April 2, 2013 8:49am UTC
HAND DRYER. After spending about 5 minutes drying hands, you just dry them off your pants.

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AwesomeUsername
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January 31, 2013 6:04pm UTC
Dryer: That's a nice pair of socks you got there.
Dryer: It would be a shame if one of them...
Dryer: Disappeared.

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