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  1. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2014 5:52pm UTC
    GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into,
    text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

  2. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian" when people hand you their newborn babies

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    i had an exam today and to brighten the mood,
    i decided to play a game on everyone else. every ten minutes, i would ask for more paper even though i didn't actually need it. the fear in the eyes of my fellow classmates as they thought i was on my 10th page of my essay whilst they were on their first was priceless

  4. Girl With a Cat Head* Girl With a Cat Head*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    "I'm not the only kid who grew up this way. Surrounded by people who used to say that rhyme about sticks and stones, as if broken bones hurt more than the names we got called, and we got called them all. So we grew up believing no one would ever fall in love with us, that we'd be lonely forever, that we'd never meet someone to make us feel like the sun was something they'd built for us in their tool shed. So broken heart strings bled the blues as we tried to empty ourselves so we would feel nothing. Don't tell me that hurts less than a broken bone; that an ingrown life is something surgeons can cut away. That there's no way for it to metastisize, it does."

  5. shesjustokay shesjustokay
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 1:43pm UTC
    I'm gonna do this :D
    30 day challenge
    day 1- 15 facts about you.
    day 2- the initials of the person you love.
    day 3- your closest friends to you.
    day 4- the thing you most fear.
    day5- the saddest moment in your life.
    day6- favorite sport(s).
    day7- favorite song.
    day8- your deepest secret.
    day9- first impression on the guy you like now.
    day10- last time you cried.
    day11- thing closest to your heart.
    day12- when you hear this song you cry.
    day13- place wanna visit really badly.
    day14- favorite book. day15- favorite animal.
    day16- favorite show.
    day17- last time someone hurt you.
    day18- the story behind your life.
    day19- person who scares you the most.
    day20- last major injury.
    day21- favorite youtube video.
    day22- phone type.
    day 23- biggest confession.
    day 24- last break up.
    day 25- last heart break.
    day 26- the day you regret the most.
    day 27- first friend.
    day 28- favorite drink.
    day 29- a letter to someone in your family.
    day 30- a letter to a friend

  6. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    "Mommy, can you tell me how you met Dad?"
    "Well, son,"
    *Ludacris voice* "when I was 13, I had my first love"

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