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capsized*
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April 20, 2014 8:00pm UTC
“My life is made up of ‘I’m sorry’.
I feel like I have to apologize to
people, to things, to life itself.
It’s like, ‘I’m sorry to be here’.
I don’t want to disturb anyone.”

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Dishonored*
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June 25, 2013 12:38am UTC
I was just randomly searching
crocheted stuff on etsy,
when I came across someone
selling crocheted. reusable. tampons.
...Yeah...

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ToriRox16
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March 2, 2013 11:07pm UTC
Falling asleep with gum in your mouth
and just waking up like "Wtf is this?!"

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cupcake_lover88
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February 20, 2013 4:07pm UTC
Today, I walked into my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty.

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Music Is My Freedom*
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February 13, 2013 10:14pm UTC
The dirtiest sentence without actually being dirty: If you know what I mean *wink wink*

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Heartless17*
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February 9, 2013 7:31pm UTC
... Just found the most disturding thing in my sisters' drawer...
Now I see why she's always buying batteries...

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