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nevergrowup89
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February 4, 2014 7:10pm UTC

My Econ teacher: All teenagers have this, laziness gene. They don't do chores, or cook, or do anything around the house. It's sad.
Me(comes home): *starts dinner, does laundry, feeds the dog, lets the dog out, washes dishes by hand, goes out and buys soap, cold medicine, and milk for the family WITH MY OWN MONEY, gets my mom her medicine for the night, does more laundry, and finally sits down*
Is this a out of the normal thing for me? No. I do it every day.

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LolaLori
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December 10, 2013 12:11am UTC

-lives in the same house for 5-years
-still doesn't know which cabinets the dishes are in
-pathetic?
- Naw

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Heartless17*
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September 8, 2013 12:41am UTC

My boyfriend and I always have these cute little arguments. <3
He won't let me do dishes.
Today he told me he had to do the dishes at his house, and I told him I would do them for him. He said "No. I won't let you." So we started arguing about it. ^-^ Only my boo <3

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pweenis
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August 17, 2013 5:02am UTC

"hello yes 911 i touched wet food while doing the dishes, i'd like surgery to remove my hand please."

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SunKissedBeauty
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August 8, 2013 10:50pm UTC

hello 911 yes i touched wet food while doing the dishes i’d like surgery to remove my hand

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DeathOfASon
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July 22, 2013 10:46am UTC

mom: can you-
me: *groans for 17 hours*

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aislinn325
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June 2, 2013 2:43pm UTC

i swear my parents bring me
on vacation just to do
dishes.

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mooselinaturtle
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May 6, 2013 4:37pm UTC

Dad: Do the dishes.
Me: HOW COULD YOU. THAT WAS SO CRUEL. I CANT EVEN BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT. OH NO YOU DIDNT. APOLOGIZE IMMEDIATELY.

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peacegirl270
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February 6, 2013 9:53pm UTC

That awkward moment when somebody is doing
the dishes and you slowly put another dish in the
sink...

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sierra17
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January 30, 2013 6:36am UTC

That awkward moment when someone else is doing the dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.
nmq

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Raynniee
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January 25, 2013 7:48pm UTC

My mom said to me guess who's doing the dishes tonight? I hit that Soulja Boy and said YOOOUUUUUU!

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