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  1. AutumnSadness AutumnSadness
    posted a quote
     April 26, 2014 6:28pm UTC
    They said that it was snowing
    in astounded tones upon the news
    I wonder why they're always so surprised
    'cos every year it snows
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  2. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
     February 16, 2013 12:02am UTC
    *Me and Kenneth (Kenni) dividing my valentines candy up*
    Me: One for you... one for me. One for you... two for me. One for you...three for me.
    Kenni: Denny, that's not fair.
    Me: It's my candy, I'll decide what's fair.
    Kenni: ...B*tch.
    Me: I try, Kenni.
    Kenni I hate that name.
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