*Me and Kenneth (Kenni) dividing my valentines candy up*
Me: One for you... one for me. One for you... two for me.
One for you...three for me.
Kenni: Denny, that's not fair.
Me: It's my candy, I'll decide what's fair.
Kenni: ...B*tch.
Me: I try, Kenni.
Kenni I hate that name.
