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1. BMW*
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2015 1:33pm UTC
   Dear board of Education,
   We are too.
   
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2. Forever Hers*
   posted a quote
   May 5, 2014 5:05am UTC
   My brother told me a joke . I laughed to tears. He told me the same joke again, I laughed but not as hard . he kept repeating the joke and I stopped laughing . he said ' if you can't laugh at the same joke over and over again , why do you keep crying over the same person over and over again ?? '
   
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3. corey_taylor*
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2014 7:41pm UTC
   omg, i was going through my old comments and saw my ex on there
   and i had no idea who she was for a few minutes
   proves how much i cared about you :P
   
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4. heyitskate24
   posted a quote
   September 22, 2013 7:42pm UTC
   me: i haven't taken a photo of me in
   awhile
   *takes photo*
   me: oh thats why
   
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5. Tilly*
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2013 12:42pm UTC
   People Arn't As Beautiful As They Look, Or Sound..
   They Are Only Beautiful As They Love, As They Care, Share & Lovee...
   
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6. Tilly*
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2013 12:27pm UTC
   Teacher: Right, Okay, I Want You To Copy This Down Into Your Books.
   Me: How The F*** Can We When Your Stood In The Way.
   
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7. Tilly*
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2013 1:02pm UTC
   I Hate The Boys That Just Pick:
   The Girls Who Have The Prettiest Hair? , The Most Beautiful Eyes? , The Nicest Smile? , The Most Amazing Figure? && A Billion Other Things That Appear To Be Perfect?! Because NO One Is Perfect. && That’s What All Them Boys Say. When All They Do Is Like Girls By Their Looks, And Not Their Personality.
   
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8. Tilly*
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2013 12:57pm UTC
   What People Don’t Realise Is There Is More To Life Than Fitting In With Everyone Else
   
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9. Tilly*
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2013 12:54pm UTC
   There Is More To A Girl Than Her Looks
   
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10. taylorisaG
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 12:29pm UTC
    You Wanna Know Whats Fake, You Actions Like Foreal
    
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11. mymy1d
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    Do you ever wonder
    when your crush looks at you
    is he realy looking at
    you
    
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12. SoftballMyLife22
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    Friend not in a relationship:
    I'm so fat and ugly why....
    Friend gets in a relationship:
    I'm so pretty and he calls me perfect.
    stfu.
    
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13. noura1099
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    That one wh*re
    who always p*sses you off...
    
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14. ivy_sison
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    when my teacher says something dirty but doesnt know it i look around and see if anyone caught it and then i smirk to myself cus #im baws like dat
    
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15. JoElla2016
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    Some people are like clouds when they go away the day gets
    brighter..
    
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