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1. BMW*
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   January 27, 2015 1:36pm UTC
   Hate me?
   Cool go wait with the other haters waiting for me to care!
   
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2. BMW*
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   January 27, 2015 1:33pm UTC
   Dear board of Education,
   We are too.
   
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3. BMW*
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   September 19, 2014 2:52pm UTC
   1+1=3
   IF YOU DON'T USE A CONDOM!!
   
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4. BMW*
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   September 19, 2014 12:30pm UTC
   1+1=3
   IF YOU DON'T USE A CONDOM!!
   
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5. BMW*
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   September 19, 2014 12:27pm UTC
   Mom: What did you learn in class today?
   Me: Obviously nothing i have to go back tomorrow.
   
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6. BMW*
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   September 19, 2014 12:20pm UTC
   *looking at your text books thinking what a waste of trees!!!
   
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7. BMW*
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   September 19, 2014 12:19pm UTC
   If he only wants your Breasts, legs and thighs send him to KFC.
   
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8. BMW*
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   September 19, 2014 12:17pm UTC
   My parents accused me of being a liar
   Then i said
   Tooth Fairy
   Santa
   Easter Bunny
   And i walked away like a boss!
   
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9. BMW*
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   September 19, 2014 11:59am UTC
   shut the F*** up your relationship ended not your life.
   
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10. BMW*
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    September 19, 2014 11:57am UTC
    Crush:
    F U
    Me:
    When and where baby?
    
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11. BMW*
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    September 19, 2014 11:56am UTC
    That akward moment when your crush asks you who your crush is.
    
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12. BMW*
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    September 19, 2014 11:55am UTC
    If you think i hate you
    I most likely do.
    
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13. BMW*
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    September 19, 2014 11:52am UTC
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14. BMW*
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    September 19, 2014 11:48am UTC
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15. BMW*
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    September 19, 2014 11:45am UTC
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16. BMW*
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    September 11, 2014 5:38pm UTC
    That akward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
    
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17. BMW*
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    September 10, 2014 3:52pm UTC
    The only thing you have to fear is fear it self
    And spiders
    F*ck spiders.
    
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18. BMW*
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    September 10, 2014 3:48pm UTC
    Don't Break someones heart,
    They only have one.
    Break their bones.
    They have 206.
    
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19. BMW*
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    September 5, 2014 11:49am UTC
    Thanks to facebook
    I know what everybody's
    bathroom looks like.
    
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20. BMW*
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    October 8, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    You only live once ?
    Wrong you live everyday.
    You die once. :)
    
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