Creditcard Quotes

capsized*
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April 20, 2014 6:38pm UTC

no need to thank me
your credit card will do

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Steezy
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March 5, 2014 12:54pm UTC

Worst thing I did as a kid: Use my dads credit card for club penguin membership.
Do I regret it?: No
Would I do it again?: Already looking for his wallet

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gab*
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October 13, 2013 6:33pm UTC

i honestly can't wait until i'm old enough to have a credit or debit card because it would eliminate so many situations of me miscounting my money and dropping my change all over the floor while sloppily stuffing the rest of it into my wallet and just holding up the line in general with my inability to pay for things by myself in a smooth and successful manner

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kitkat929m
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August 27, 2013 11:12pm UTC

Omg I am dying right now
I was playing truth or dare on over facebook with my step mom and she said truth
and I said "What is your credit card number"
AND SHE ACTUALLY GAVE IT TO ME.
I AM DYING RIGHT NOW.
And then I said "Omg are you serious?"
and she was like "You can't lie in truth or dare."
SHE IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE FAMILY MEMBER.

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emilyburragexox
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August 20, 2013 7:52am UTC

White girl in any movie: my dad said only to use this credit card for emergencies
White girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens door to mall*

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BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
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July 24, 2013 8:29am UTC

Me: *Getting ready to move out*
Mum: Let me give you a kiss!
Me: I really would prefer your credit card.

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theidioticgenius
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June 1, 2013 3:02pm UTC

Somebody stole my moms credit card and bought us a candy tower with it. I dont know wether to be mad at this person, or say thank you...

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