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  1. Mary Ellen* Mary Ellen*
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2014 7:05am UTC
    He smiled so bright. It was as if he belonged, not on earth, but the moon. That's how astonishing he was.
    Crazy Dreams: C 2; The Arrival - Mary Ellen

  2. deathangel92294 deathangel92294
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    So my friend told me how she had this dream where she
    found this fox and he was adorable, so she adopted him and took him home.
    Her dog, Bully, hated him. So the two had to be separate.
    Then like the Justice League showed up and asked the fox if he
    prefered to drive a car or a motorcycle, and him
    being a fox, could not speak. So Wonder Woman gave him a Pepsi
    and he was suddenly, Mr. Fox, but in the ghost rider's outfit
    and said (in Hopper's voice from Bug's life) "Let's ride!"
    and took off on a motorcycle.
    Then she had another dream where we were at school, but it was like creepy
    and was also part Home Depot/ Hobby Lobby. She was cutting class and went to the Home Depot
    part and there was this hot guy there that started talking to her.
    Then a toilet exploded and it turned out that he was Amish.
    She ran away because his mother started chasing her
    and she threw glitter at her and the mother was screaming, "BECOME ONE OF US!"
    I wonder what drugs she's on sometimes before she goes to bed...

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