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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 12:34am UTC
    So, the cops were just at my house,
    asking about gunshots, and it's like
    we're in the middle of f.ucking nowhere,
    Pennsylvania, there's people shooting
    every single day (deer), so something bad
    must have happened to be graced with
    a visit from three cops (townies don't really
    come to the boonies much. even cops.)
    especially at like f.ucking midnight, bro.
    So now my family is playing "which of
    our neigbors most likely killed someone?"

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