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lovefree15
posted a quote
January 3, 2015 6:15pm UTC

Too much television watching got me chasing dreams

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† *
posted a quote
February 5, 2014 8:50pm UTC

What happened at school today-
Student: Valentine's Day is almost here!
Me: Ughh, there gonna be giving out those flowers and I know I aint getting one.
Guidance Counselor: A lot of people aren't getting one Mel, maybe to make yourself feel happy you should send the flowers to yourself ya know, put ' secret admirer ' to make it interesting and spicy!
Me:
Student:
Guidance Counselor:
other classmates:
Hispanics:
Italians:
Russians:
Germans:
Animals:
Rocks:
Me: I'll do it.

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
January 10, 2014 3:30pm UTC

I JUST CLICKED THE TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT WITTY THINGY AND I SAW THE PDF.
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS FABULOUS ADVERTISEMENT FOR WITTY?

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rachlgirl
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 8:13pm UTC

Just like the 5 stages of Depression, there are
5 stages of love.
1. Denial ~
Oh it's not real. Probably just a crush.
2. Anger ~
Not me. WHY!?
3. Bargaining ~
maybe its just a crush ater all. if only I liked someone else...
4. Depression ~
Know it is love but won't admit it.
5. Acceptence ~
coming to terms, ackowledginf exitistence.

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OutrightAwesome
posted a quote
October 31, 2013 12:08pm UTC

People favourite my quotes
and I really appreciate that
but I wish they would say WHY.
(i.e.discuss)

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Magicalglitter
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 4:32pm UTC

http://justin.tv/bubblysmile AWESOME AND LIVE CHAT FOR WITTY CHECK IT OUT

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piglet_pooh
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 11:35pm UTC

Guys. I actually have plans for once....I can't even understand this.

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omgitsglish*
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 9:59pm UTC

hey wittians! I need your help. I have to make an anti smoking ad in school. Which slogan should I use?
1. They don't kill you until you light them
2. Life leaves you gasping for air, just like me.
Also, feel free to leave other suggestions down below :D thanks!

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omgitsglish*
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 9:42pm UTC

Nobody can make you happy,
Until you're happy with yourself.

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Ninja918
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 10:36pm UTC

For a single moment I want to feel like
the Universe isn't about to crush me,
and my heart isn't about to explode.
I would kiss you,
and tell you I love you,
and ask you please not to go.

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allyluvu
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 4:21pm UTC

I've fallen for
your eyes,
but they don't
know me
yet.
♥

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allyluvu
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 2:50pm UTC

I think people are stupid, and I think I'm stupid
for thinking I'm any better.

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savvywinter
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 5:46pm UTC

I'm watching Fraklin with my 4 year old brother,
And they keep saying coolio......
okay...okay

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