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teddybearhugz
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June 24, 2013 2:21am UTC
Us girls always complain about how guys never notice when we're upset.
But have we ever considered why?
I have.
It's because girls focus on what makes people upset, whilst guys focus on what makes people happy.
He makes an effort not to figure out what makes you upset, but rather to figure out what makes you happy.
While you're complaining about him not noticing your sadness, he's trying his best to recall what makes you smile.

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TrollersAnonymous
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 6:34pm UTC
friend: *lifts up shirt a little* Omg, I feel so fat, I shouldn't have had that pie
Me: No, because you know what they say, a minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.
friend: No wonder no one likes you. What is wrong with you?
Me: I've been wondering that myself.

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AVFC1874
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 11:27am UTC
Consider me a Memory. Consider me
the past. Consider me a smile in an old
photograph. Someone who used to
make you laugh.

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TellitTotheFrogs*
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 5:49pm UTC
don't consider yourself an ugly person.
consider yourself a beautiful monkey.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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