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1. PrimarilyParamore*
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2016 6:11pm UTC
   Problem:
   The hospice is a
   relaxing weekend getaway
   where you are a cut
   above every sick
   sad patient.
   Where you're on first
   name basis with all the top
   physicans...
   
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2. PrimarilyParamore*
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2014 7:44pm UTC
   Trencher Problem #23
   Not being
   able to
   blow the
   perfect air
   french kiss.
   Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
   
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3. CaitlinAtTheDisco*
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2013 8:58am UTC
   Me watching T.V
   Characters: *talking while they're supposed to be getting out of a dangerous situation*
   Me: LEAVE! YOU'LL DIE!
   Characters: *continue talking*
   Me: I HATE YOU, YOU'RE SO STUPID. ALL YOU'RE GOING TO DO IS DIE. BYE.
   Characters: *start leaving*
   Me: FINALLY, LOSERS.
   Characters: *get out safely*
   Me: GOSH, SO STUPID- NOT LISTENING TO MY DIRECTIONS. YOU COULD'VE DIED.
   Characters: How 'bout you sit down and shut up?
   Me: *tear tear*
   
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