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Crazy girl*
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May 29, 2014 1:35pm UTC
Did you just have a cigarette cos you are smoking hot;)

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josephxX
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May 8, 2013 12:42pm UTC
In the library with my friend:
Me: Omg guess what?
Friend: What?
Me: It's a good thing that I have my library card.
Friend: Why?
Me:Because I'm totally checking you out!
friend:
Me: *dies of laughter*

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IzzyWizzy1998
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April 19, 2013 6:21pm UTC
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Emm.. No..?
Enough to break the ice, hi i'm Dave.
-GorgeyGirl35355, You're Amazing!

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