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Chapstick Quotes

Vinita*
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July 21, 2014 4:22pm UTC
Where's the chapstick?

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KayleighJean
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January 24, 2014 4:30pm UTC
The fact that I just mistook eye black
for chapstick.

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Sweden*
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 4:17pm UTC
WALKING BY.....
(Girl licks her lips)
ME: Do you need chap stick?
My brother:She lost hers offer her some
Me:No! she has bimbo germs on it D:
(girl walks away)
M brother: BE NICE FOR ONCE!

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FreakingPip*
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August 23, 2013 9:50pm UTC
Me and my friends watching the Great Expectations movie in English...
"Wow, Miss Havisham has really chapped lips."
"She should probably get a new chapstick..."

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LeeMitchMary
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March 2, 2013 9:06pm UTC
My lips are chapped..... Chapstick.. so... far....away....
*Looks down*
OH LOOK CHAPSTICK... -_-

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mads*
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February 6, 2013 4:15pm UTC
My chapstick says, "Sealed for your protection"
Yeah cause if it wasn't I would probably kill off the entire human race.

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