Your daughter: Mummy, how did you meet daddy?
You: well I was going into a hotel and saw your dad
as soon as he came out of the elevator. we bumped
into each other, and in the moment when I first laid my
eyes on him I fell in love with him.
your celebrity crush who's your husband: if that's what
you call stalking and trying to run past security, into
the elevato and jumping on top of me while screaming
in my ear then fine, that's what happened.