Cashiers Quotes

xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx*
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October 6, 2014 10:58am UTC

*At the store*
Cashier: "Would you like your sprite in the bag?"
Dad: "Sure."
Cashier: "Would you like your candy in the bag?"
Dad: *Fake Smiles* "No, I will take it."
Cashier: "Would you like your gallons in the bag?"
Dad: *Stares*
Cashier: "Would you like the watermelon in a bag?"
Dad: *Stomps foot.*
Cashier: "Would you like..."
Dad: "JUST PUT EVERYTHING IN A D@MN BAG!!"
Cashier: "Would you like your reciept in the bag?"

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imasquirrel23
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December 9, 2013 7:19pm UTC

I hate when cashiers make comments like
"ooo oreos someones hungry"
and in your mind your like
"shut your mouth Shanon nobody cares!"

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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March 2, 2013 9:33pm UTC

I hate when cashiers make stupid comments
Me: *places oreos, skittles, and starbursts onto belt*
Cashier: Oh someone's got a sweet tooth?
Me: Someone better shut their mouth, or I'll have a sweet tooth to talk to their boss. You don't want a piece of me, do you Sharon? DO YOU? Didn't think so, now next time make sure you don't make another slick comment when I'm in these aisles, Cause I'm not afraid to cut you.
Me: *flips collar and walks away*
Me: *walks back*
Me: C-can I get these double bagged, its a long journey home?

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