Best Career Quotes Ever

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 11:45pm UTC

I'm stressed because I don't want to be a nurse or a teacher or a lawyer.
I just want to read books and listen to music and travel and drink coffee. But, there's so much pressure to become successful in terms of money and my career and I don't want to do any of that.

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Bec*
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October 6, 2013 4:16am UTC

Archaeologist: A person whose career lies in ruins.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 10:17pm UTC

I'm confused -
not a misunderstanding confused,
not a complicated math problem confused,
not hearing someone speak a different language confused,
but confused with myself.
Confused that I don't know what I want to be.
Confused that I'm expected to know at only seventeen.
Confused about life.

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
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May 8, 2014 7:23pm UTC

Lately, many adults have been forcing the idea of my future career down my throat. And while I certainly understand where they are coming from in that, I believe they are missing the fact that I am but the tender age of fourteen. I am at currently a point where I can't remember half of my life, yet I am supposed to plan out my next fifty years.

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doublesidedice
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June 9, 2013 10:48pm UTC

I say I wanna be a shrink or guidance councelor, and I get looked at like an alien would. Why are people so shocked that I wanna help others!?

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SuperNovaChic
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March 20, 2014 1:17pm UTC

So my parents and I were talking about my future the other day and this happened...
My mom: You'll be top of all your classes in college and you'll find a career that you love. You're going to change the world and live a long and full life. Someday you're going to get married and give me lots of grandchildren and I'll bake cookies and give them mints, it will be wonderful! I can see them now- green eyed and brown haired ahh.
My dad: You know what's a good career move that you haven't even considered? Mhmm- a nun. Yup, a nun is the perfect career for you.
OMG. So yeah, that happened. Thanks dad, I'll get right on that "becoming a nun" thing. XD

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BluRoseHeart*
posted a quote
February 21, 2014 8:38pm UTC

Person: So.. What do you do for a living?
Me: I kill Zombies.
Person: But Zombies don't exist..
Me: Have you ever seen a Zombie?
Person: .... No ....
Me: You're welcome :D

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lost dreamer*
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 8:04am UTC

music is the answer.
it always has been, and i've always known that, i just refused to accept it cause i was scared of the ineviotably high probability of it not happening.but that is all i want to do with my life and that's the only thing I'd ever love doing forever because it lives within the very depths of my heart & soul because it's the only thing that makes me feel alive.

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xoxoKaymillxoxo
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 10:17am UTC

What are you going be when you grow up?
Five Years Old: A princess/Astronaut/firefighter/mom or Dad.
Twelve Years Old: Maybe a Lawyer or Teacher or a cop or doctor
Graduation: Crap what am I gonna be...?

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 8:11pm UTC

If you can't spell your future career then I think you should rethink that.

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angelgirl
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 11:42am UTC

You don't think I can do it?
I'll prove you wrong
You don't think I'm tough enough?
I'll kick your behind
You think I'm inferior cause I'm a woman?
Just wait till I'm a Marine

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AllieSmith7
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 11:32am UTC

Photography is such hard work.. But it's so rewarding. I love it.

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Heyitspoppy
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 4:12pm UTC

Im so busy with Dance, trying to improve my technique. LOADS. I want it as my job, my career. I dont really have a social life tbh. And in the time I have free I do homework, go on youtube, read, watch tv, dance a bit more, maybe go shopping once a month haha :-) Im constantly tired, hungry and always have aching bones :-(
Whats your opinion on this? Is it bad? What am I doing Wrong? Or Right?

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AEleanore
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 7:24pm UTC

Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams.
If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore.
- Lady Gaga

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art of hatred*
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 7:13pm UTC

When I get older,
I want to take the profession of
BEING A KID.
COURTESY OF A GOOD FRIEND: please do not copy me :]

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ryzaemm
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 6:18am UTC

Its one of those days I wish i hadnt failed college

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Gal_in_Wonderland
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 3:22pm UTC

The message I received from my english teacher today:
OH MY! You need to take creative writing!
If I wrote all the lines I like I would fill the page. This story is powerful and beautiful. The color imagery is perfect. The birds... Wonderful!
Possibly the best feeling ever :)

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angelgirl
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 11:09am UTC

I went to see the recruiter again yesterday
He said I can start going to
physical training
and I can enlist soon
So. Excited
Semper Fi

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Princelect*
posted a quote
September 2, 2015 5:47am UTC

CAREER MANAGEMENT:
Know which direction the world is heading -
This will enable you know which career to
pursue. This is the only solution to mass
unemployment, because you only have a career
when your idea is in high demand.
Career management is more of having an idea
that matches available opportunities.

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