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  1. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 5:31am UTC
    Can you relate? im the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dreamformat credit rajsonkar

  2. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    CAN YOU RELATEI hate it when i understand something AFTER the testformat credit rajsonkar

  3. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 8:35am UTC
    Can You Relate?i dont always lose my phone ... but when i do, it's always on silentFormat Credit To Rajsonkar

  4. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    can you relate? Saying, 'I don't know' to
    everything when I'm in a bad
    mood.format credit rajsonkar

  5. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 7:50am UTC
    can you relate?
    When i'm bored, nobody texts me. When i'm busy, im the most popular person on the planet
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  6. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 4:02am UTC
    Can you relate?
    Instantly smiling when the person you wanted to text you, texts you
    format credit-rajsonkar

  7. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    can you relate? I'm clapping because it's over,
    not because I liked it. format credit-rajsonkar

  8. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 12:12pm UTC
    can you relate? Nervously leaving a store
    when you walked through the
    beepers, even though you
    didn't steal anything. format credit-rajsonkar

  9. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    Realizing you're wrong in the
    middle of an argument but
    fighting anyway all in the
    name of pride.format credit-rajsonkar

  10. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 7:36am UTC
    Can you relate?
    The first thing I do when I wake up is . . . . . . . . "try to sleep again"
    format credit
    rajsonkar

  11. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 1:40am UTC
    EVERY MORNING
    me: i really cant stay
    bed: but baby, its cold outside

  12. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 10:59am UTC
    Have you ever felt like getting up and dancing but then realizing that you really dont dance well and then you just sit back down?
    format credit rajsonkar
    My quote.Do not steal

  13. teddybearhugz teddybearhugz
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 5:27am UTC
    Those moments when he replies with
    'mhm' 'haha' 'lol' 'yeah' or 'k',
    and you remember that he doesn't want to talk to you as much a you want to talk to him...
    and it just hurts so damn much.

  14. kaaarolcia kaaarolcia
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 1:56pm UTC
    Walking to school feeling like spring just started
    Me: I'm so tired of school
    Me: How long has it been since it started anyway
    Me: The snow already melted right
    Me: Becouse it's getting warmer right
    Me: If it's spring already...
    Me: ...It's only about three months until summer starts
    Me: It's going to be summer again in three months!
    Teacher:
    My dog:
    You:
    Mr President:
    The Doctor:
    My Mom:
    Cornflakes I ate for breakfast:
    Your Mom:
    Miley Cyrus:
    Barbie:
    Jenna Marbles:
    Aliens:
    Me: oh

  15. eswingle711 eswingle711
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    Can you Relate?
    Me and my bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    I hate when one string of my hoodie is longer than the other.
    I hate it when my favorite song comes on, as I pull into the driveway.
    I push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    I laugh until people get hurt, then stop when I realize it's serious.
    I hate it when my parents get serious about something funny I tell them.
    I'm always tired no matter how much sleep I get.
    I stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    I hate when I'm mad at someone and they make me laugh.
    I check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    I tend to say "I don't know" when I'm to lazy to think
    I believe Life would be so much more interesting with background music.
    When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too.

  16. Alyssa Elton* Alyssa Elton*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    That sexy strut to the bathroom
    when you really have to pee.

  17. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 11:58pm UTC
    We can't die, We're dead inside.
    No death can touch the crooked young.

  18. PirateChic97 PirateChic97
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    Guys, I'll be 16 in a little less than a month and I'm still not confidant doing simple addition like 4+4 without a calculater...

  19. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 12:20am UTC
    That stupid tank top
    That's just too loose on your b**bs and too tight on your stomach.
    It's like it's screaming at your body,
    "IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE BIG UP HERE!"

  20. peacegirl88 peacegirl88
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    I really hate when I go through my old quotes,
    And fav one because it was funny.
    Then I see the notification like "WOOOOOT"
    and it's just from me...

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