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  1. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    Crush: *kisses girl*
    People around me: aww how cute
    Me: yeah *grabs knife*
    Me: how adorable *stabs myself in the face*

  2. 1DisSleepingWithSirens_ 1DisSleepingWithSirens_
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    can you not.

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    can you just like
    not

  4. twistedlovexox twistedlovexox
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    I have this bad habbit of liking guys I have no chance with

  5. omgitsglish* omgitsglish*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    take chances, take alot of them.
    because honestly, no matter how
    you end up with whom, it always
    ends up the way it should be.
    your mistakes make you who
    you are. you learn and grow
    with each choice you make.
    everything is worth it.
    say how you feel, always.
    be you, and be okay with it.

  6. Bye Summer* Bye Summer*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2014 5:37am UTC
    I hate periods, why do they exist why, like can you just not like argh

  7. lamedork lamedork happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2014 1:24pm UTC
    STOP ENTERING QUOTES INTO CONTEST THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CONTEST
    HAVE YOU GOT ANY IDEA HOW OBNOXIOUS THAT IS JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE ENTER THESE
    CONTESTS WITH THEIR BEST EFFORTS AND YOU WIN BECAUSE YOU POSTED AN UNRELATED
    QUOTE TO GET MORE VIEWS LIKE CAN U NOT

  8. Gabrielleaudrey* Gabrielleaudrey*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 11:45am UTC
    A glow in the dark star fell from my ceiling today; I ran around the house screaming,'the sky is falling!' for a full hour

  9. omgitsglish* omgitsglish*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2013 2:14am UTC
    when someone gets you
    perfume for a gift and in
    your head you're just like
    "are you trying to say I smell bad?"

  10. Hadley_heart Hadley_heart
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 9:20pm UTC
    Stop. Seriously. Stop telling me how to live my life.

  11. JessamyTegan JessamyTegan
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 11:00am UTC
    I'm a perfectly nice person,
    until some girl flirts with my crush.

  12. xXAyaRaeXx xXAyaRaeXx
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 11:55pm UTC
    ian somerhalder
    can u not

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