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Blurryface*
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March 7, 2014 10:33pm UTC

Slow.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 9:42pm UTC

I hate all of these girls who talk about
texting their crush the wrong thing or texting him too much.
Like honestly YOU HAVE YOUR CRUSH'S NUMBER. The guy I like
barely even comprehends or acknowleges the fact that I exist...

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yourcool
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August 13, 2013 3:01am UTC

I've met some pri.cks in my time
but you sir are the fcking cactus

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yourcool
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August 11, 2013 12:30am UTC

I remember when my mom used to
care about me swearing. but now she just laughs when I call a teacher a btch

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yourcool
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August 10, 2013 3:08am UTC

why get thinner when you can get dinner

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yourcool
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July 30, 2013 10:19pm UTC

am I the only one who doesn't think
lana del ray is attractive and actually thinks she looks like a trashy wh.re?

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 9:33pm UTC

I'm going to my first two concerts this week;
The first one is Emblem3
and the other?
Wiz Khalifa.
what am i getting myself into?

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 2:29am UTC

what's really sad s that in today's day and age
it means more to be attractive than it means to be intelligent

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 2:27am UTC

honestly, i'd rather be laying in a field
somewhere doing drugs

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 2:48am UTC

someone online: *calls me cute*
me: *surprised
me: *wiggles awkwardly*
me: *pulls hoodie drawstrongs*
me: * scrunches into down comforter*
me: *blushes for ten minutes*
me: *peeks out*
me: no u

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 6:29pm UTC

I think feminism should be called something different.
like maybe common sense or something

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yourcool
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July 12, 2013 8:19pm UTC

if you guys came over to my house unexpectedly,
there's a good chance that I will either be sleeping, eating, watching tv, or all three of those at the same time.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 8:05pm UTC

maybe your d.ick is so small because
you took 3/4 of it and shoved it into your personality.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 6:35pm UTC

my music taste is so diverse.
like one minute i'm listening to taylor swift and then the next minute i'll be listening to drake ft lil wayne and Eminem. and then i'll be listening to mayday parade and then emblem 3.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 9:33pm UTC

i have bullsh.tted my way through
almost two decades of my life

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 8:51pm UTC

people are far too concerned with
the se.xual orientation of people they aren't having s.ex with

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