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seafoam*
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July 21, 2015 4:40am UTC
I get so offended when people don't capitalize my name. Bxtch, I'm a proper noun. Fix that shxt and recognize.

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yourcool
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October 23, 2013 5:04am UTC
i will never understand why people use
potato as a metaphor for ugliness like do you understand how attractive a potato can be

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 4:55am UTC
the real double standard in society is
that when the hulk gets mad and destroys things it's "incredible" but when i do it i'm just an as.hole.

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yourcool
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July 3, 2013 1:14pm UTC
apparently you can't have problems if
you're not a starving kid in africa.

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