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1. cocopuffs
   posted a quote
   April 13, 2014 3:15pm UTC
   Patrick: My memory is so bad
   Spongebob: How bad is it?
   Patrick: How bad is what?
   
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2. HashtagWhoreo*
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2014 8:16pm UTC
   This one time I really wanted a burrito so I kept yelling at everybody to make me a burrito but then I opened the door for someone and I thought it was my mom's fiance so I yelled at the person to make me a burrito. It was the mailman, he just wanted to deliver a package and now he doesn't bring the packages to the door, he just leaves them by the garage.
   
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3. mtndewhm*
   posted a quote
   October 5, 2013 4:56pm UTC
   All Time Low as fathers:
   Alex: Hey son, want to learn how to play guitar?
   Zack: Hey son, want to go to the gym?
   Rian: Hey son, want to go ride bikes?
   Jack: Hey son, want to grab a burrito and head to the strip club?
   
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4. anutellahipster
   posted a quote
   August 3, 2013 2:55pm UTC
   Format c
   hickittylover
   my world burrito slowly fell apart
   .
   
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5. Secret42
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2013 6:16pm UTC
   Degrassi
   *Eli telling Imogen about Clare's personality*
   Imogen:She sounds like a burrito.
   
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6. turkashthunder
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2013 11:13am UTC
   My cousin went into a Chipotle wearing a horse mask and got his burrito for free.
   True Story.
   
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