Best Broadway Quotes Today

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 8:02pm UTC

» mit keresek, en itt? azt mondjak.
HOGY A HIRES LAKEM LEFOGTA A FERJEMET EN MEG
lecsatpam a fejet. de nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. nem tudom miert mondja.
uncle sam, hogy en tettem. probaltam a rendorsegen megmagyarazni
de nem ♥ ertettek meg
yeah, but did you do it? uh uh. not guilty.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 20, 2013 8:07pm UTC

» my sister veronica and i had this double act. my husband, charlie, travelled around with us.
NOW FOR THE LAST NUMBER IN OUR ACT WE DID 20 ACROBATIC TRICKS. 1,2,3,4,5
splits spread eagles, back flips, flip flops. one right after another. well this one night we were in the hotel in
cicero, boozin and having a few laughs and we ran out of ice. so i went to get some. i come
back, open the door, and there's veronica and charlie doing number 17--the spread eagle.
well i as in such a state of shock i completely blacked♥out i don't remeber
a thing. it wasn't until later when i was watching the blood off my hands i even know they were dead

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SunKissedBeauty
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June 19, 2013 12:16am UTC

home alone? did you mean time to practice for my broadway debut?

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Miss_Gemma
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 3:55pm UTC

“Every day
has the potential
to be the best day
of your life”
― Lin-Manuel Miranda

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Hale_Storm18
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May 20, 2013 7:57pm UTC

» i met ezekiel young from salt lake city about two years ago
AND HE TOLD ME HE WAS SINGLE AND WE HIT IT OFF RIGHT AWAY. HE'D GO TO WORK,
he'd come home, i'd fix him a drink. we'd have dinner. and then i found out. "single" he told me. single my a.ss
not ony was he married, oh no! he had six wives
one of those mormons, you know?
so that night when he came home from work ♥ i fixed him his drink as usual
you know, some people just can't handle their arsenic

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Hale_Storm18
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May 20, 2013 8:00pm UTC

» now i'm standing in my kitchen, minding my own business
CARVIN UP THE CHICKEN FOR DINNER AND IN STORMS MY HUSBAND WILBER
in a jealous rage. "you been screwin the milkman." he says. he was crazy.
and he kept screaming,
"you been scewin the milkman!"
and ♥ then
he ran into my knife. he ran into my knife ten times

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Hale_Storm18
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May 11, 2013 10:11pm UTC

» it blew out again? No, I think I dropped my stash
I KNOW I'VE SEEN YOU OUT AND ABOUT WHEN I USED TO GO OUT
your candle's out. i'm illin'. i had it when i walked in the door.
it was pure. is it on the floor? the floor?
They say I have the best a.ss below 14th street.
is it true? What? ♥ you're staring again.
oh no. I mean you do have a nice...

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 10:04pm UTC

» Your smile reminded me of
I ALWAYS REMIND PEOPLE OF--WHO IS SHE?
she died. her name was april. it's out again
sorry about your friend. would you light my candle?
Well. Yeah? Ow! Oh it's the wax.
it's dripping. i like it between ♥ fingers! i figured
oh well goodnight

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FreakingPip*
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March 29, 2014 10:52pm UTC

I know the truth, and it mocks me,
I know the truth, and it shocks me.

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Sutton Foster's biggest fan*
posted a quote
March 19, 2015 8:05pm UTC

Every princess is a beauty
Every dragon must be cruel
Big goes with bad
And royal goes with duty
We play our parts
We follow every rule

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FreakingPip*
posted a quote
July 14, 2014 9:14pm UTC

Don't wish, don't start. Wishing only wounds the heart.

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wicked
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 10:05pm UTC

Wicked
"Let's face it, if Elphaba got to sing 'Defying Gravity' at the start of Wicked, she would have been much, much happier throughout the whole show."
-David Levithan

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FreakingPip*
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October 6, 2013 4:32pm UTC

Won't forget, can't regret
what I did for LOVE

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Hale_Storm18
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May 20, 2013 7:53pm UTC

» you know how people have these little habits that get you down. Like Ernie. Ernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. pop.
LIKE, I COME HOME THIS ONE DAY I COME HOME AND I AM REALLY IRRITATED AND LOOKING
for a bit of sympathy and there's bernie laying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewing. no, not chewing. popping.
so i say to him, "you pop that gum one more time..."
and he did.
so i took the shotgun ♥ off the wall
and i fired two warning shots. into his head.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 20, 2013 3:08pm UTC

» no way of making a living, masochism, pain, perfections, muscle spasms, chiropractors, short careers, eating disorders, film
ADVENTURE, TEDIUM, NO FAMILY, BORING LOCATIONS, DARK ROOMS, PERFECT FACES,
egos, money, hollywood, and sleaze. music! food of love, emotion, mathematics, isolation,
isolation, rhythm, power, feeling, harmony, and heavy competion. anarchy! revolution, justice,
screaming for solutions, forcing changes, risk, and danger. making noise and making pleas. to faggots, lezzies, dykes, cross dressers too.
to me! to me! to you and you, you and you ♥ to people living with, living with,
living with, not dying from disease. let he among us without sin. be the first to condemn.
la vie boheme

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Blurryface*
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 9:22pm UTC

Everyone deserves the chance to fly
And if I'm flying solo
At least I'm flying free
To those who'd ground me
Take a message back from me
Tell them how I am
Defying gravity

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punklove182*
posted a quote
May 27, 2014 12:46am UTC

He loves me so,
that funny honey
of mine.

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FreddyJ
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May 25, 2013 9:58am UTC

fortune favors the brave

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 2:53pm UTC

» this is weird, it's weird. very weird, f.cking weird. i'm so mad that i don't know what to do.
FIGHTING WITH MICROPHONES, FREEZING DOWN TO MY BONES, AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF
i'm with you. feel like going insane? got a fire in your brain? and you're thinking of drinking gasoline? as a matter of fact
i know this act. it's called the "tango maureen". the "tango maureen" it's a dark. dizzy
merry-go-round. as she keeps you dangling your heart she is mangling and you toss and you turn.
'cause her cold eyes can burn ♥ yet you yearn and you
churn and rebound. i think i know what you mean. the tango maureen.

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FreakingPip*
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April 1, 2014 3:25pm UTC

How to go on with the rest of my life, to pretend I don't care?
This should have been my time.
It's over, it never began.

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