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  1. B R E E* B R E E*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2015 5:07am UTC
    Music Player Shuffle Survey
    How am I feeling today? Our July In the Rain- He Is We
    How do my friends see me? The Last Time- Taylor Swift
    What is my best friend's theme song? Good People- Jack Johnson
    What is the story of my life? Tighten Up- Hoodie Allen
    What is the best thing about me? Same as Before- Hoodie Allen
    What is today going to be like? Summer Paradise- Simple Plan
    What is in store for this week? Restless Heart Syndrome
    What song describes my mom? Beacon- two door cinema club
    What song describes my dad? elegantly wasted- inxs
    To describe my grandparents? habits- tove lo
    How is my life going? colour blind- aaron sprinkle
    What song will they play at my funeral? bridge over troubled water- simon and garfunkel
    How does the world see me? wasted- mkto
    Will I have a happy life? beautiful-the smashing pumpkins
    What do my friends really think of me? you shook me- led zeppelin
    How can I make myself happy? hello, brooklyn- all time low
    What should I do with my life? we are never getting back together- taylor swift
    What is some good advice for me? red- taylor swift
    How will i be remembered? only girl- rihanna
    What is my signature dancing song? counting stars- one republic
    What is my current theme song? this is home- blink-182
    What does everyone else think my current theme song is? tangled-maroon 5

  2. B R E E* B R E E*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 4:52am UTC
    You just learned a bit about me: (I am the ones in bold)
    I am a cuddler
    I am a morning person
    I am an only child
    I am currently in my pajamas
    I am currently pregnant
    I am left handed
    I am a little shy around everyone at first
    I bite my nails
    I can be paranoid at times
    I enjoy country music
    I enjoy smoothies
    I enjoy talking on the phone
    I have a car
    I have/had a hard time paying attention at school
    I have a hidden talent
    I have a pet
    I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl
    I have all my grandparents
    I have been to another country
    I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humour
    I have broken a bone
    I have bathed someone
    I have changed a lot over the past year
    I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour
    I have had major/minor surgery
    I have killed another person
    I have had my hair cut within the last week
    I have mood swings
    I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
    I have rejected someone before
    I like the taste of my own blood
    I love Michael Jackson
    I love sleeping.
    I love to shop
    I own 100 CDs or more
    I own and use a library card
    I have more than 100 books in my room
    I read books for pleasure in my spare time
    I sleep a lot during the day
    I watch soap operas on a regular basis
    I work at a job that I enjoy
    I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
    I am currently wearing socks
    I am tired
    I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt/write
    I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month
    I have/had:
    Graduated high school
    Smoked cigarettes
    Ridden every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid
    Gone to a concert
    Helped someone
    Spun turn tables
    Watched four movies in one night
    Been broken up with
    Taken a college or university level course
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a tornado
    Watched someone die
    Been to a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Your parents got divorced
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved
    Skipped school
    Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do
    Stolen books from the library
    Been in a mental hospital
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
    Fired a gun
    Been in a school play or production
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Attempted suicide
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you couldn’t have
    Used a coloring book over age 12
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Had more than 5 online conversations going at once
    Had a hamster
    Dyed your hair
    Had something pierced
    Gotten straight A’s
    Your parents sent you to a shrink
    Been handcuffed
    My hair is naturally the color:
    Light brown
    Brunette
    Dark brown
    Blonde
    Black
    Dirty blonde
    Strawberry blonde/Ginger
    Multicoloured
    My eyes are:
    Brown
    Blue
    Grey
    Green
    Hazel
    Light brown
    A combination of things
    I am:
    Male
    Female
    Other
    People sometimes label me as:
    S1ut
    Girly
    Ugly
    Nerd
    Other
    Some of my biggest fears are:
    Spiders/other insects (cockroaches mostly)
    Dying
    Doctor/Dentist appointments
    Hospitals
    Needles
    Disease
    Being alone in the dark
    Heights
    Small spaces
    Oceans/large bodies of water
    Holes
    Large animals
    Small animals
    Open spaces
    Lightning
    people touching my knees!!!

  3. B R E E* B R E E*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 2:40am UTC

    Always take pictures of the sky when it’s pretty, it probably won’t ever look like that again.
    Wear that skirt you like, even if you’re mom says it’s too short.
    Take off the dark eyeliner and nail polish once in a while, you’ll feel lighter.
    Chop off your hair if you want, it will grow back eventually.
    Count the freckles on your arms and draw lines between them, your skin is like the night shy.
    Sleep under six blankets with the fan on high in the middle of the winter, the sound is soothing.
    Tell that boy to stop touching your thigh, even if it is flattering.
    Say thank you and flash a smile when you’re sister says that you’re outfit is ugly.
    Raise your hand when you know the answer, even if the class is all upperclassmen.
    Read that book again, you’ll notice something you didn’t the first time.
    Don’t drink too much caffeine, you’ll get the jitters and bomb your math test.
    Wear pencils behind your ears, it’s convenient.
    Try to talk to people, it won’t kill you.
    When a cute boy tries to cheat off your test, write the wrong answers and change them later.
    It’s ok to feel happy, don’t let other peoples sadness make you feel bad.


    advice for sad teenage girls that own too many flannels (via floranymph)

  4. B R E E* B R E E*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 11:35pm UTC
    There's more information about me online,
    than anyone in real life knows about me.
    Well that's a scary thought

  5. B R E E* B R E E*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 12:01am UTC
    95 TRUTHS QUIZ
    1. Last beverage = Lemonade
    2. Last phone call = 19-1-2013 from my mum
    3. Last text message = 11:09 from Quinny
    4. Last song you listened to = Magic - bob
    5. Last time you cried = Earlier today
    HAVE YOU EVER:
    6. Dated someone twice = Yep :3
    7. Been cheated on = i hope not
    8. Kissed someone & regretted it= Not until a few months after idk
    9. Lost someone special = Yes
    10. Been depressed = Very close to it
    11. Been drunk and threw up = nope
    FIRST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
    12. Yellow
    13. Orange
    14. Blue
    THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
    15. Made a new BEST friend = nope
    16. Fallen in love = Yeah, again oops
    18. Met someone who changed you = i'd say so
    19. Found out who your true friends were = Yeah
    20. Found out someone was talking about you = nope
    21. Kissed anyone on your friend’s list = nope, none of my friends have a witty lol
    22. How many people on your friends list do you know (IN REAL LIFE) = ^^
    23. How many kids do you want to have = 2 or 3 idk
    24. Do you have any pets = Yup, my puddy tat
    25. Do you want to change your name? = Never
    26. What did you do for your last birthday = i don't even remember lol
    27. What time did you wake up today = 7:30 or so
    28. What were you doing at midnight last night? = Reading on wattpad
    29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = Seeing people, doing things, idk
    30. Last time you saw your Mother = Well we live together so 30 mins ago or so
    31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?= alot of things then also not alot..
    32. What are you listening to right now = Nothing
    33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = does Talking Tom count, but yes i have
    34. What’s getting on your nerves right now = that b/tchy excuse of a friend
    35. Most visited webpage = youtube, tumblr, polyvore, stardoll, facebook
    36. What’s your name= Bree
    37. Nicknames = Breezy, Bree Bree,
    38. Relationship Status = Single
    39. Male / Female? = female
    40. Primary School = yeah what am i writing here
    41. Middle School = Same lol
    42.Colleges = Wtf
    43. Hair color = Golden brown idk lol
    44. Long or short = Medium-long
    45.Perfume (current) = Daisy
    46. Do you have a crush on someone? = yup
    47: What do you like about yourself? = Idk nothing
    48. Piercings = Ears
    49. Tattoos = nopeon my hip, on my... uh well under my back.
    50. Righty or lefty = Righty
    51. First surgery = none
    52. First piercing = Ears
    53. First best friend = Robbie
    54. First sport you joined = gymnastics
    55. First vacation = Auckland i'd say
    56. Eating = nothing
    57. Drinking = nothing
    58. I’m about to = fall asleep... it's 5:52 pm and im already sleepy -.-
    59. Listening to = the tv- friends
    60. Waiting for = nothing right now
    61. Want kids? = yup
    62. Want to get married? = Yeah
    63. Career? = a vet or computer sciences person idk
    WHICH IS BETTER:
    64. Lips or eyes= Eyes for sure
    65. Hugs or kisses= Hugs
    66. Shorter or taller= Taller
    67. Older or Younger= Older
    68. Romantic or spontaneous = Spontaneous
    69. Smart or good face = Smart
    70. Sensitive or loud = Hmmm Loud
    71. Hook-up or relationship = relationship
    72. Trouble maker or hesitant= both
    HAVE YOU EVER:
    73. Kissed a stranger = nope
    74. Drank hard liquor = nope
    75. Lost glasses/contacts = Nope (i dont wear)
    76. 'It' on first date = Nope
    77. Broken someone’s heart = i think so idk
    78. Had your own heart broken = yup, kinda, idk
    79. Been arrested = Idk
    80. Turned someone down = yup
    81. Cried when someone died = yup
    82. Fallen for a friend? = yes 100% and i'm still in love with him
    DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
    83. Yourself = yup
    84. Love at first sight = not love, like or attraction- yes
    85. Heaven = yes
    86. Santa Claus= not anymore
    87. Kiss on the first date = yup
    88. Angels = yup
    ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
    89. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time = Nope
    90. Did you sing today? = Yes
    91. Ever cheated on somebody? = hell no.
    92. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?= I probably wouldn't
    93. If you could pick a day this year and relive it, what would it be? = beach day or his going away party idk
    94. do you have one certain regret that you wish you could change more than anything? = lots
    95. did you like this survey? = it cured my bordem so why not

  6. B R E E* B R E E*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 11:47pm UTC
    1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
    i don't even think i looked it in when i woke up
    2. How much cash do you have on you?
    Exactly $0.00
    3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
    Floor
    4. Favorite country?
    New Zealand or England
    5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
    My mum, she's also the 5th, 6th, 7th...
    6. What is your favorite song on your phone?
    According to most played, Rebel Beat - The goo goo dolls
    7. What shirt are you wearing?
    A dress thats fricken compfy
    8. Do you "label" yourself?
    No?
    9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
    An original called 'bare'
    10. Bright or Dark Room?
    Dark as it's 11:10 p.m.
    11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
    Idk them? (same response lol)
    13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
    Reading on Wattpad h
    14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
    'Don't torrent photo shop, crack it babe' hahahahah
    15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
    On the other side of the world i'd say
    16. What's a word that you say a lot?
    Crap
    17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
    Quinn ahhaha
    18. Last furry thing you touched?
    My cat, who's lying right next to me
    19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
    None
    20. Where are you right now?
    The lounge
    21. Favorite age you have been so far?
    14
    22. Your worst enemy?
    Myself tbh
    23. What is your current desktop picture?
    A tumblr pic of plants wow! (i used it for a pic lol)
    24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
    'good night'
    25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
    A million bucks.
    26.Do you have a crush on someone?
    maybe maybe not
    27. The last song you listened to?
    Magic - BoB
    *I wrote this last night*

  7. B R E E* B R E E*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 11:44pm UTC
    Quiz/survey#2
    This or that
    Put an X in all the ones you preferr.
    [x] Eminem or Lil Wayne []
    [] UGGs or flip flops [x]
    [x] smoothies or slushies []
    [] Justin Bieber or Cody Simpson[]
    [x] beach or swimming pool [x]
    [x] Witty or Facebook [x]
    [x] movies or TV shows []
    [x] curly hair or straight []
    [] Abercrombie or Hollister []
    [x] dogs or cats [x]
    [] Winter or Summer [x]
    [] solo artists or bands [x]
    [] singing or acting []
    [x] pictures or videos [x]
    [] softball or lax []
    [x] books or magazines[]
    [x] love or friendship[x]
    [x]straight or gay[]
    [x]beautiful or hot[]
    [x]asleep or awake[x]
    [x]sun or stars[x]
    [x]cake or pie[]
    [x]m&ms or skittles[]
    []pancakes or French toast[x]
    [] Selena Gomez or Demi Lovato[]
    [] basketball or volleyball[x]
    [x] cupcakes or muffins[]
    []Chris Brown or Rihanna[]
    [] sky dive or bungee jump[]
    [] Six Flags or Disneyland[x]
    [x] Italian food or Mexican food []
    [x] Converse or Vans []
    [] Twilight or Harry Potter [xx]
    [x] Knee-Highs or Ankle-socks [x]
    [] Chocolate or Vanilla [x]
    [x] Reading or Writing []
    [x] Hot Fudge or chocolate syrup []
    [] Homework now or homework later [x]
    [x] Fish or Chicken []
    [x] Boyfriend or Boy friend [x]

  8. B R E E* B R E E*
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 10:01pm UTC
    WITTY SURVEY:
    cross off the things you've done.
    Graduated high school
    Kissed someone
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didn't do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected Something really Stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched 4 movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Failed a class
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a Tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been Sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped School
    Skipped a class
    Had Detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from a library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Have watched all the Harry potter movies
    Had an online Diary
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money off of the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to seaworld.
    Voted for someone on a reality tv show.
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a colouring book over the age of 12.
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 im's/chats online going all at once.
    Overdosed
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Gone surfing in California
    Had or have a pet hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did "spirit day" at your school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierecd

  9. KissMyAxe* KissMyAxe*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 1:21pm UTC
    Bree: Oh, hi, Kitty. Can I talk to you for a second? I was so psyched that a fellow Cheerio was nominated for Prom Queen.
    Kitty: Thanks Bree.
    Bree: And then I heard that you weren't going to campaign for it and instead you were throwing your support to that Asian girl from Glee club because you thought it was "her turn." Now, if that's true, you might wanna tie yourself down, because this is gonna be a rough ride. I just wanted to remind you that a Cheerio has not won prom queen for several years now, we've had prom queens from Glee club, including the Jewish girl and a gay dude. And if we're not careful, I swear to god, we're gonna have a black transsexual named Unique as prom queen, before we have a Cheerio as prom queen. Now I know you’re thinking to yourself, ‘But oh-em-gee, Bree, I love the Asian girl from Glee Club!’ Well punch yourself in the face so I don’t have to. I do not give a flying FART, and the Cheerios do not give a flying FART, about how much you love your sisters from Glee Club. You have 51 weeks out of the year to ‘love your sisters from Glee Club,’ and this week is not, I repeat NOT, one of them. THIS week is about winning prom queen for the Cheerios, and that’s not gonna happen if you’re off campaigning for Kim Chee Cohen Barf, or WHO-EVER; are you an idiot, Kitty? That’s not a rhetorical question, I literally want you to tell me if you’re mentally slow, so I can be sure you’re not nominated for future prom court.

  10. Bee Bee
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    because of this guy...

  11. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 3:48am UTC
    I forgot my bestfriend's birthday. I am such a bad person! *facepalm* I love you Brianna!

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