Best Billiejoearmstrong Quotes This Week

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 7:12pm UTC

Billie Joe Armstrong: Ladies, if someone touches you and you don't want them to, feel free to punch them in the f//cking face.
Gerard Way: If you ever see sh//tty a//ss rock dudes in sh//tty a//ss rock bands asking you to show them your t//ts for backstage passes, I want ou to spit in their f//cking face and yell, "F//ck you!"
Justin Bieber: R//pe happens for a reason

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CharliesTheName
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May 9, 2013 3:12pm UTC

Billie Joe Armstrong on Instagram: *post a picture of Psy*
Billie Joe Armstrong on Instagram: This guy is like the herpes of music. You think he's gone but then he comes back.
His Fans: HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S SO TRUE HE'S TERRIBLE YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
*the next day*
Interviewer: So Billie Joe Armstrong says that you're 'the herpes of music'
Psy: What.....what's herpes?
Interviewer: It's a disease that puts a sore on your mouth. It fades away but then it comes right back.
Psy: That's really cool. I need to talk to this guy.
Psy: *turns to camera*
Psy: It's really cool that you called me herpes. Thank you so much.

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CharliesTheName
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March 27, 2013 7:22pm UTC

Green Day Interview:
Interviewer: On a scale from 1-10, how weird do you guys think you are?
Billie Joe: I'd probably give myself an 8 and a half.
Mike: I'm probably a solid 6.
Tré: I can only count to 4...

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CharliesTheName
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May 21, 2013 8:56pm UTC

Fan: What's punk?
Billie Joe Armstrong: *kicks over trash can*
Billie Joe Armstrong: That's punk.
Fan: *kicks over trash can*
Fan: That's punk?
Billie Joe Armstrong; No, that's trendy.

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CharliesTheName
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March 12, 2013 6:42pm UTC

Hater: Ew, Billie Joe Armstrong cried when singing Wake Me Up When September Ends?
Hater: My favorite singer would never cry during a song because they're not such babies.
Me: Wake Me Up When September Ends is about when Billie's dad died.
Me: If your dad died and you even had the courage to make a song about it to show the world,
Me: don't you think that you would eventually start crying?
Hater: ....
Hater: Oh..
my quote.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 31, 2014 5:43pm UTC

If you ever feel like being a fan will
get you nowhere in your love life
remember that Billie Joe Armstrong from
Green Day met his wife when she came
up to him after one of thier concerts and
asked where she can buy one of his albums

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CharliesTheName
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October 21, 2013 6:52pm UTC

Billie Joe Armstrong
Billie Joe Legstrong
Billie Joe Footstrong
Mike Dirnt
Guitar Dirnt
Drum Set Dirnt
Tré Cool
Tré Hot
Tré Lukewarm
Jason White
Jadaughter White
Jamother White

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 6:48pm UTC

Me playing guitar
Alone
Me: *plays beatutifully*
Me: Wow if only a professional could hear this.
Me: Like Billie Joe Armstrong
Me: Or SLASH.
In front of people
Me: And I umm.. *strums wrong chord* I promise that
Me: Wait that was the wrong note.
Me: that
Me: that
Me: that
Me: No I think I do an A Minor chord now.
Kid in audience: Mommy I want to go home.
On recording
Me: *plays beautifully*
My thoughts: Wow this is going really well, Charlie.
Finger: *slips and awkwardly positions itself*
My thoughts: Ow, why does my finger hurt?
Me: *looks at finger*
Me out loud: OH MY GOD MY FINGER IS BLEEDING WHAT COULD I HAVE DONE WRONG
Me out loud: I'VE NEVER FELT SUCH PAIN
Me out loud: WHERE ARE THERE BANDAIDS
Me out loud: I NEED A HELLO KITTY BANDAID STAT!!!
Me: *looks at computer*
Computer: *recording*
Me: Sh.t

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CharliesTheName
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July 9, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Interviewer: When was the last time you cried?
Billie Joe Armstrong: In Chicago, before we came to the UK.
Billie Joe Armstrong: Just because I'm away from my family and stuff like that.
Billie Joe Armstrong: Also, it's my son's first day in his senior year of high school.
Billie Joe Armstrong: So it's an emotional thing.
Tré Cool: I had my feelings surgically removed many years ago.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 7:06pm UTC

Green Day Ages:
Billie Joe Armstrong: Age: 41. Mental Age: 18.
Mike Dirnt: Age: 41. Mental Age: 29.
Tré Cool: Age: 40. Mental Age: Orange mocha frappuchino

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CharliesTheName
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June 29, 2013 7:52pm UTC

Definition of Green Day's Instagram
Billie Joe: Aw I love my family
Billie Joe: Look I travel places
Billie Joe: Here are some photos of me playing on stage.
Mike Dirnt: INSTAGRAM EFFECTS
Mike Dirnt: SGHRGHIEFHDKFDNVKDFNFKJDHG
Mike Dirnt: WATCH ME SPIN IN CIRCLES AND SMILE
Tré Cool: I love myself.
Tré Cool: I love myself in every country.
Tré Cool: Hey here's a picture of me loving myself in Paris

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CharliesTheName
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May 27, 2013 8:35pm UTC

"I think everyone should get married!
Boy and girls...
Girls and boys...
Boys and boys...
Girls and girls...
Shouldn't we all be
entitled to a family?"
-Billie Joe Armstrong

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 6:30pm UTC

Green Day Descriptions:
Billie Joe Armstrong: Moderately Serious
Mike Dirnt: Fairly Serious
Tré Cool: Playing with unicorns and rainbows in derpland

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CharliesTheName
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February 17, 2014 3:47pm UTC

My Instagram timeline
49.5% Happy Birthday Billie Joe Armstrong
49.5% Fake Your Death by My Chemical Romance
1% pictures of people and their friends skiing

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CharliesTheName
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June 15, 2013 6:00pm UTC

Billie Joe Armstrong: F.ck no.
Billie Joe Armstrong: Well...
Billie Joe Armstrong: Maybe.
Billie Joe Armstrong: Why not, right?

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Everybodydotheflop
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 4:26pm UTC

I could actually be Billie Joe Armstrong and none of you would ever know

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CharliesTheName
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May 11, 2013 1:35pm UTC

Billie Joe Armstrong: *masturbates on stage during a concert*
Green Day Fans: Oh good for him I guess. He can do what he wants it's his life.
Green Day: *comes out with a music video for Oh Love which has Playboy Models in it.
Green Day Fans: OH MY GOD OH LOVE ENCOURAGES PO.RN I AM UTTERLY DISGUSTED.

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BrokenTwilight
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 2:34pm UTC

Hey, little kid, did you wake up late one day?
You're not so young,
But you're still dumb
And you're numb to your old glory
But now it's gone
-Green Day
Format by Julietechoecho

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 8:03pm UTC

This is my life,
this is my lifestyle.
And you know what?
You're not fücking invited.
-Billie Joe Armstrong

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Everybodydotheflop
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 10:04am UTC

I can't stand Green Day fans who hate Adrienne (Billie Joe's wife).
He loves her so much and those fans would be hating her because they're jealous.
I read an article somewhere and Billie Joe said if anything happened to her he would die of heartbreak, just leave her alone.
She is the love of his life, let her be.

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