Bikes Quotes

rapping_is_life
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July 7, 2014 1:30am UTC

''if rideing a bike is easy, see how easy a motorcycle is. ''

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mtndewhm*
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October 5, 2013 4:56pm UTC

All Time Low as fathers:
Alex: Hey son, want to learn how to play guitar?
Zack: Hey son, want to go to the gym?
Rian: Hey son, want to go ride bikes?
Jack: Hey son, want to grab a burrito and head to the strip club?

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breezy_mac
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August 25, 2013 8:28am UTC

Only 90's kids will remember this
*PLAYS OUTSIDE*

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*silvergirl*
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August 13, 2013 2:57am UTC

I got followed.
So me and my friends were walking around town, and so we saw three hot guys on bikes. So we waved and then they hung out with us riding slowly behind us and chatting. That was fine. But then a guy in a red shirt came up to us. It didn't feel right so I walked away and the guys started biking so I had to jog and tell them what's going on. Then I get a text from my friend saying;
"Hey did you call me?"
I reply with no and then I see the girls start to run and I start running too.
Turns out it was some chick on her contacts list warning us about a guy in a red shirt following us.
That's not all. He came back and chased us on his skateboard. Luckily we said we had to go and another group of girls walked by and he went to follow them instead.
I was crying and freaking out.
We were followed.

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ShmeXyLlamAs
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July 4, 2013 12:51pm UTC

A man was in a bar looking for a girl to spend the night with.
After a while he meets a beautiful woman and they
talk for hours. Eventually the girl asks
"Do you wanna come back to my place?
The man replies, "Sure"
She then says, I have to warn you, I am on my Mentrual Cycle."
The man tilts his head and stares at her.
Then he say, with a look of realization on his face,
"Oh don't worry, I'll follow you on my Yamaha."

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DaisyJay
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May 10, 2013 4:52pm UTC

I wonder how cops on bikes arrest people? "Alright now get in the basket."

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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April 16, 2013 10:11am UTC

CARS:
This one runs on money and makes you fat.
BIKES:
This one runs on fat and saves your money.

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