Witty famous person: *follows 0 people*
Witty famous person: *has 4567898765456789GIRAFFE567897654 followers*
Me: *follows 0 people*
Me: *has -5 followers*
Witty famous person: *follows 4567876545789876545789 people*
Witty famous person: *has 245678998765456278937476463 followers*
Me: *has 1 follower*
My 1 follower: *is my mom*
Mom: *unfollows*
Me: But mom...
Mom: Charlie, your quotes suck.
Me: Yeah I know.