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1. Dishonored*
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2016 11:18pm UTC
   honestly, the best part of my job is when rude people who consider me stupid because of my tattoos and hair, buy balloons when it's cold and immediately rush back in because "the balloons did the this thing", and I have to explain charles's law to them.
   
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2. ImNotNormal
   posted a quote
   April 9, 2013 8:18pm UTC
   When some one gives me the middle finger
   Me: Nice thumbs up....but i think you use that end one.....yeah...just remember that next time..ok yah
   
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3. QueenOfClovers
   posted a quote
   January 30, 2013 5:32pm UTC
   i remember when I was 12.
   This guy bought a guitar to school and played his girlfriend a song.
   12 year olds. They were TWELVE.
   im about to shoot myself in the face.
   
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