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  1. Steven the Barbarian * Steven the Barbarian *
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 3:21pm UTC
    lol i love baked beans!

  2. Ashlea2864 Ashlea2864
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 5:48pm UTC
    BEANS BEANS, THEIR GOOD FOR YOUR HEART! THE MORE YOU EAT EM' THE MORE YOU FART!!!! :p

  3. sidneyxo sidneyxo
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 9:45am UTC
    Once upon a time
    a farmer went to the market and purchased a fox,
    a goose, and a bag of beans.
    On his way home,
    the farmer came to the bank of a river and
    rented a boat.
    But in crossing the river by boat,
    the farmer could carry only himself and a single
    one of his purchases- the fox, the goose, or the
    bag of beans
    If left alone,
    the fox would eat the goose, and the goose would
    eat the beans.
    The farmer's challenge was to carry himself and
    his purchases to the far bank of the river,
    leaving each purchase intact.
    How did he do it?
    Comment what you think the answer is(:

  4. aellyniq aellyniq
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 2:02am UTC
    days work
    carpe diem
    work hard
    or leave!

  5. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 11:30pm UTC
    Yolo to all my follower:
    You guys should follow
    Yo_Im_Ronan
    He's really awesome!!!!!!!!!

  6. T1nk3rF4iryk T1nk3rF4iryk
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    What do you call a bunch of mexican stoners? Baked Beans

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