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1. Breeze
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2013 7:56pm UTC
   "I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note saying "Toys not included".Bernard Manning
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2. VintageParis
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2013 1:15pm UTC
   JUST FOUND OUT THAT SAYING 'BATTERIES' REALLY FAST
   SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE SAYING PARIS IN A FRENCH ACCENT,
   SO MEAND MY BROTHER WERE JUST SITTING IN THE LIVING
   ROOM YELLING BATTERIES AT EACHOTHER LIKE IDIOTS...
   
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3. Rajsonkar
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2013 4:05am UTC
   CAN YOU RELATE?
   I'd rather beat my remote to make it work than change the batteries
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4. Heartless17*
   posted a quote
   February 9, 2013 7:31pm UTC
   ... Just found the most disturding thing in my sisters' drawer...
   Now I see why she's always buying batteries...
   
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