Best Banter Quotes Ever

dolph*
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June 12, 2013 3:07pm UTC

Harry Potter: Hey I'm going to get my nose pierced, wanna come?
Lord Voldemort: sorry I can't.
Lord Voldemort: I'm having dinner with my parents.
Harry Potter:
Lord Voldemort:
Harry Potter:
Lord Voldemort:
Harry Potter: YOU WIN THIS TIME

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coolsuperstarz
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September 27, 2013 8:04pm UTC

Sheldon: Howard?
Howard: Yeah?
Sheldon: Your shoes are delightful. Where did you get them?
Howard: What?
Sheldon: Bazinga, I don't care.

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gimmesun123
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March 10, 2013 7:44am UTC

Imagine You Were Gay, And Didn't Want Anyone To Know. Imagine You Tried So Hard To Cover Up Any Trace Of Homosexuality Just So People DIdn't Find Out. Imagine someone joked around you, and called you gay. Imagine the worry thinking that people had found out about your sexuality.
Imagine You Were Consious Of Being Thin, Even Though You Ate As Healthily As You Could. Imagine You Weren't Muscley, So Couldn't Lift Dumbells In Gym Class Properly. Imagine someone joked around you and told you to man up. Imagine how much that would hurt you, when you couldn't help being weaker than most.
Banter Hurts. Think Before You 'Joke'.

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coolsuperstarz
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September 15, 2013 10:01am UTC

At least I didn't stare out an orange for an hour,
just because it said concetrate.

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unicornjackson
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September 18, 2013 6:26am UTC

I have become obsessed with Tegan and Sara.

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adolf_bitchler
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November 14, 2013 8:20pm UTC

i actually say more horrible things to people i do like than people i dont like

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