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1. Ethanol
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2013 10:58am UTC
   what others get scolded about: getting high, gettin drunk, having drugs, etc
   what i get scolded about: leaving the bathroom door open
   
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2. Fai~*
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2013 11:25am UTC
   Soo two of my friends asked me out..
   And I am just sitting here like an awkward potatoe.
   And the really awkward part..
   I like another one of my friends and they do not know
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
3. illuminations
   posted a quote
   June 13, 2013 3:22pm UTC
   Normal people flirt like
   ' Hey gorgeous, can I buy you a drink? '
   I flirt like.
   ' i like the moose in your hair '
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point
4. AlwaysMyself
   posted a quote
   March 19, 2013 7:13pm UTC
   soccer girl problems:
   hitting someone and not knowing
   if you should say sorry or not..
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

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