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Paloma Faith.
Is my woman.

illuminations
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 2:19pm UTC

Girls moaning at their boyfriends: You only sent one kiss in your text, you idiot!
Me moaning at my boyfriend: You didn't even buy me a hamburger, I hate you.
Yeah, I know why I don't have
a boyfriend..
(my own) (no copying please)

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illuminations
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 12:11pm UTC

Girls are like blackberrys, they only work when you rub
one little button.
Boys are like Iphones, one touch anywhere and they respond.

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June 30, 2013 2:45pm UTC

I can't believe that the most best poems people have made
aren't viewed enough.
But, yet. People's life problems.. that probably aren't even true.
Have 100 likes.
I don't give sympathy to bítches on this site. -

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June 30, 2013 2:39pm UTC

That awkward moment,
When your mum is being nice to you..
And you're like
' Why are you being nice, all of a sudden?
loveyoumum.

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posted a quote
June 15, 2013 12:34pm UTC

Mum: Why don't you come downstars?
Come and sociallise with the family.
Me: *Goes Downstairs*
Me: *Gets Insulted by The Whole Family*
Me: *Goes back upstairs and returns to my laptop*

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illuminations
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June 15, 2013 11:07am UTC

Search Images Mail Drive Calendar Sites Contacts Mobile More»
Google
it is rude to
it is rude to follow up on a job application
it is rude to eat a dog's mum?
it is rude to eat a human?
Press Enter to search.
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illuminations
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 10:54am UTC

Search Images Mail Drive Calendar Sites Contacts Mobile More»
Google
it is good to
it is good to be good at school
it is good to eat your own bogeys
it is good to listen to your teacher
Press Enter to search.
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June 15, 2013 10:30am UTC

reasons you should be my friend
1)
2)
3)
4) urrm i have food at my house

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illuminations
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 11:55am UTC

Never give up today, because tomorrow, you could
succeed.

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June 14, 2013 11:53am UTC

So cute when you see couples kissing on the streets,
So sensitive I would cry. c:
-cute couple kissing on streets-
Friend: why are you crying
Me: Gonna keep it in, gonna keep it in. I am, I'm gonna keep it in.
Friend:
Me:
Couple:
Me: lol

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illuminations
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June 14, 2013 11:24am UTC

hows ur day? :)
not good mum, youre gonna hate me :( x
whys that?
I just made off with ally, i think i turned les, i dont like girls mum im sorry please dont hate me :(
I dont hate u!! dunt worry everything will be fyn xx
happy april fools, btw :))

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illuminations
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June 13, 2013 3:22pm UTC

Normal people flirt like
' Hey gorgeous, can I buy you a drink? '
I flirt like.
' i like the moose in your hair '

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June 13, 2013 3:19pm UTC

Emma, been so long!
Hey, baby! how u been gurlfriend haventt seen ya in ages babes!!!!
??????
u alive lolol
no i'm dead
i changed my mind id rather die than listen to your slang, deary.

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June 13, 2013 3:05pm UTC

Dad, what's better, passing or failing?
Clearly, passing hunny :)
Oh, yay! You're gonna be so proud of me!
Whys that?
I PASSED MY PREGNANCY TEST!
.. get your áss home now ..

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