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  1. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2015 7:37pm UTC
    format by _Jannette
    I don’t believe that old cliche that good things come to those who wait. I think good things come to those who want something so bad they can’t sit still.

  2. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 12:28am UTC
    as Daft Punk walk onstage to accept their Grammy they remove their helmets to reveal they are both Ashton Kutcher and you've all been Daft Punk'd

  3. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 12:57pm UTC
    "It's valentines day
    You don't think
    You just do"
    If you love someone let them know today
    Even if you are scared
    Just do it
    You never know what will happen if you don't try

  4. you_have_my_heart14 you_have_my_heart14
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    Everything around you that you call life was made up by people that were no smarter than you, and you can change it, you can influence it, you can build your own things that other people can use.
    - Ashton Kutcher "Jobs"

  5. you_have_my_heart14 you_have_my_heart14
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful. And being generous. Everything else is crap!
    -Ashton Kutcher

  6. you_have_my_heart14 you_have_my_heart14
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The trouble-makers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently…they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius.
    -Asthon Kutcher "Jobs"

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Kelso nailed your sister.

  8. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 12:13am UTC
    Ashton Kutcher taught me that-
    Being smart is the new 'sexy'.
    #ThankYouAshton(Chris)Kutcher

  9. Sole Sole
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    "I feel like a fraud. My name is actually not even Ashton. Ashton is my middle name. My first name's Chris. And, it always has been. It got changed when i was like 19 and I became and actor. But, there was some really amazing things that I learned when I was Chris, and I wanted to share those things with you guys because I think its helped me be here today."
    "So, It's really 3 things."
    "The first thing is about oppurtunity, the second thing is about being sexy, and the third thing is about living life."
    "So first: the oppurtunity. I believe that oppurtunity looks a lot like hard work. When I was 13, I had my first job with my dad carrying shingles up to the roof. And then I got a job washing dishes at a restaurant, and then I got a job in a grocery store deli, and then I got a job at a factory sweeping cheerio dust of the ground. And I've never had a job in my life that I was better than. I was always just lucky to have a job. And every job I had was a stepping stone to my next job, and I never quit my job until I had my next job. And so, oppurtunities look a lot like work."
    "Number two: being sexy. The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughful, and being generous. Everything else is crap, I promise you. It's just crap that people try to sell to you to make you feel like less. So dont buy it. Be smart, be thoughful, and be generous."
    "The third thing is something that I just relearned when I was making this movie about Steve Jobs. And Steve Jobs said, when you grow up, you tend to get told that the world is the way that it is, and that your life is to live your life inside the world and try not to get in too much trouble, and maybe get an educaton, and get a job, and make some money, and have a family. But life can be much broader then that when you realize one simple thing. And that is that, everything around us, that we call life, was made up by people that are no smarter than you. And you can build your own things. You can build your own life that other people can live in. So build a life, don't live one. Build one. Find your oppurtunites and always be sexy."
    "I love you guys."

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