Witty Profiles

sign in or join

Areyoukiddingme Quotes

  1. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 9:59pm UTC
    My aunt: You know if you pray everything will be alright, we should pray together, I don't think you pray often enough.
    Me: I don't pray at all, like ever.
    My aunt: Why not?
    Me: Because I don't think any of it is real.
    My aunt: Oh my god! Don't say that it will put a hex on me.
    What??? a hex?? Are you serious??? I just told you I was an effin' atheist, and that's your response.

  2. KikiKiara KikiKiara
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    Someone else messes up and I get told I know nothing.. Freaking great.

  3. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    there are kids on tv shows who get paid thousands and i dont even have enough money to buy a happy meal from mcdonalds

  4. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Looking through the top comments and I see this.
    People who are different are
    Go back to school, please.

  5. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    Me every two seconds at school: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

  6. SoftballMyLife22 SoftballMyLife22
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    That's cool to...
    Flirt right in front of me..


Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2022 Witty Profiles