My aunt: You know if you pray everything will be alright, we should pray together, I don't think you pray often enough.
Me: I don't pray at all, like ever.
My aunt: Why not?
Me: Because I don't think any of it is real.
My aunt: Oh my god! Don't say that it will put a hex on me.
What??? a hex?? Are you serious??? I just told you I was an effin' atheist, and that's your response.