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Antisociallife Quotes

  1. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    "How are you?"
    Yes.

  2. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 10:51pm UTC
    third degree burns from my laptop

  3. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    *bird chirps*
    me: wtf what tab is that coming from

  4. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    Me: Maybe if I stare at my phone long enough someone will text me.

  5. _Kajsa_ _Kajsa_
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 2:46am UTC
    I didn't choose
    the anti-social life
    the anti-social life choose me .

:)

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