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  1. lovecrazy lovecrazy
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    November 26, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    So I fell asleep today in English class....
    Teacher: *Asks me a question"
    Me: *Continues sleeping*
    Teacher: *Yells my name*
    Kid beside me: *Nudges me* Answer the question
    Me: *Sits up quickly* A! Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue in... 1972?
    Teacher: 3 things. First, I asked where your essay was. Second, wrong class. And third, your date is waaaaay off.
    True story. Seriously the most embarrassing thing ever........

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